Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th October 2009

Dilbert//7487, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 14th October 2009

Tags

senator bribery deal legislation law favor manipulation

Official transcript

the CEO and the senator Dogbert says ,"It wouldn't be legal for me to bribe you."

Dogbert says, "So I hired your wife as a consultant despite the fact that she thinks 'Present value' is some sort of gift card."

Dogbert says, "And I wrote some legislation for you because you're a lazy thief."

Senator says, "Ha ha! Let's call that 'Access'."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE CEO AND THE SENATOR IT WOULDN'T BE LEGAL FOR ME TO BRIBE YOU.

SO I HIRED YOUR WIFE AS A CONSULTANT DESPITE THE FACT THAT SHE THINKS "PRESENT VALUE" IS SOME SORT OF GIFT CARD.

AND I WROTE SOME LEGISLATION FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A LAZY THIEF.

HA HA! LET'S CALL THAT "ACCESS."

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