Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th October 2009

Dilbert//7490, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 17th October 2009

Tags

sitting complaining excuse meeting annoyed angry frustration business

Official transcript

Ted the Drama queen Ted says, "I can't attend the meeting Tuesday because Barry thinks I didn't return his flash drive."

Ted says, "I'm afraid of him because he's a liar and a drunk, and I heard he killed a cab driver."

Ted says, "I'd wear a disguise, but prosthetic adhesives give me hives."

Alice thinks, "Must...control...jack...hammer."

buddabuddabudda

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED THE DRAMA QUEEN I CAN'T ATTEND THE MEETING TUESDAY BECAUSE BARRY THINKS I DIDNT RETURN HIS FLASH DRIVE.

I'M AFRAID OF HIM BECAUSE HE'S A LIAR AND A DRUNK, AND I HEARD HE KILLED A CAB DRIVER.

ID WEAR A DISGUISE, BUT PROSTHETIC ADHESIVES GIVE ME HIVES.

MUST...

CONTROL.

JACK...

HAMMER.

193.1.0 BUDDABUDD ABUDDA

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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