Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th October 2009

Dilbert//7489, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 16th October 2009

Tags

complaining assignment partner annoyed calling human resources frustrated angry offended business

Official transcript

the Boss says, "Alice, I'd like you to work with Ted on this project."

Alice says, "Ted's a drama queen. Working with him will just slow me down."

Ted says, "Hello? Human resources? Alice is being a bully."

Alice says, "And so it begins."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I'D LIKE YOU TO WORK WITH TED ON THIS PROJECT.

TED'S A DRAMA QUEEN.

WORKING WITH HIM WILL JUST SLOW ME DOWN.

HELLO? HUMAN RESOURCES? ALICE IS BEING A BULLY.

AND SO IT BEGINS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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