Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd October 2009

Dilbert//7495, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 22nd October 2009

Tags

wanting award scheme planning lazy

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "I want to win a humanitarian award."

Dogbert says, "But I don't want to touch anyone who is sick. Or poor. Or unattractive."

The Boss says, "Do you want to donate your time or money?"

Dogbert says, "I'm hoping to donate your time and the stockholders' money."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO I WANT TO WIN A HUMANITARIAN AWARD.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH ANYONE WHO IS SICK. OR POOR. OR UNATTRACTIVE.

DO YOU WANT TO DONATE YOUR TIME OR YOUR MONEY?

I'M HOPING TO DONATE YOUR TIME AND THE STOCKHOLDERS' MONEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Humanitarian Award"

Summary:

• Dogbert, the CEO, announces his desire to win a humanitarian award.
• He explains that he doesn't want to touch anyone who is sick, poor, or unattractive.
• The interviewer asks if Dogbert wants to donate his time or money.
• Dogbert responds that he wants to donate both time and stockholders' money.

Key Points:

• Dogbert's self-centered approach to winning an award
• His lack of empathy for those in need
• His willingness to use stockholders' money for personal gain
• The humor in the situation comes from Dogbert's absurd and selfish behavior.

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