Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd October 2009

Dilbert//7496, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 23rd October 2009

Tags

walking volunteering mean cruel elbonians tired complaining cutting lawn mowing sports

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "It feels good when you volunteer to help others."

Dogbert says, "that's why I talked some poor Elbonians into mowing our lawn for free. I want them to feel the joy of giving."

Elbonian says, "All I'm feeling is tired."

Elbonian says, "Try doing it faster."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT FEELS GOOD WHEN YOU VOLUNTEER TO HELP OTHERS.

THAT'S WHY I TALKED SOME POOR ELBONIANS INTO MOWING OUR LAWN FOR FREE. I WANT THEM TO FEEL THE JOY OF GIVING.

ALL I'M FEELING IS TIRED.

TRY DOING IT FASTER.

RRRRR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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