Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th October 2009

Dilbert//7497, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 24th October 2009

Tags

assignment plan inefficiency ridicule advice

Official transcript

the Boss says, "Asok, I'm putting you in charge of pandemic contingency planning."

The Boss says, "Calculate the impact on our business if 50% of our employees are unable to be productive."

Asok says, "That's twice as good as we're doing now."

The Boss says, "Just make some slides that say it would be bad."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, I'M PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE OF PANDEMIC CONTINGENCY PLANNING.

CALCULATE THE IMPACT ON OUR BUSINESS IF 50% OF OUR EMPLOYEES ARE UNABLE TO BE PRODUCTIVE.

THAT'S TWICE AS GOOD AS WERE DOING NOW.

JUST MAKE SOME SLIDES THAT SAY IT WOULD BE BAD.

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