Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th October 2009

Dilbert//7499, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 26th October 2009

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presentation pandemic illess punching scared reassurance

Official transcript

Pandemic Planning Asok says, "In the worst-case scenario, the only survivors would be cockroaches and Alice."

Pow! Pow! Pow! Alice says, "Airborne virus. It's safe now. I broke it's proteing coat."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PANDEMIC PLANNING IN THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO, THE ONLY SURVIVORS WOULD BE COCKROACHES AND ALICE.

POW!

!

AIRBORNE VIRUS.

IT'S SAFE NOW. I BROKE ITS PROTEIN COAT.

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