Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th October 2009

Dilbert//7500, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 27th October 2009

Tags

asking bonus project explaining pandemic

Official transcript

Asok says, "If I do a great job with the pandemic contingency planning, can I have a bonus?"

The Boss says, "I won't know if you did a great job unless we actually have a pandemic emergency."

Asok says, "So?if there is a pandemic, I might get a bonus?"

The boss says, "I don't like where this is heading."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I DO A GREAT JOB WITH THE PANDEMIC CONTINGENCY PLANNING, CAN I HAVE A BONUS?

I WON'T KNOW IF YOU DID A GREAT JOB UNLESS WE ACTUALLY HAVE A PANDEMIC EMERGENCY.

SO.

.. IF THERE IS A PANDEMIC, I MIGHT GET A BONUS?

I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING.

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