Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th October 2009
Dilbert//7500, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 27th October 2009
Tags
asking bonus project explaining pandemic
Official transcript
Asok says, "If I do a great job with the pandemic contingency planning, can I have a bonus?"
The Boss says, "I won't know if you did a great job unless we actually have a pandemic emergency."
Asok says, "So?if there is a pandemic, I might get a bonus?"
The boss says, "I don't like where this is heading."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
IF I DO A GREAT JOB WITH THE PANDEMIC CONTINGENCY PLANNING, CAN I HAVE A BONUS?
I WON'T KNOW IF YOU DID A GREAT JOB UNLESS WE ACTUALLY HAVE A PANDEMIC EMERGENCY.
SO.
.. IF THERE IS A PANDEMIC, I MIGHT GET A BONUS?
I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Pandemic Contingency Planning"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a black bun hairstyle, discussing pandemic contingency planning with his boss.
- Dilbert inquires about receiving a bonus for his efforts in pandemic contingency planning.
- The boss responds that he won't know if Dilbert did a great job unless there is a pandemic emergency.
- Dilbert expresses his dislike for the idea of receiving a bonus based on the occurrence of a pandemic emergency.
Key Points:
- The comic strip highlights the challenges of contingency planning and the potential risks associated with it.
- The conversation between Dilbert and his boss illustrates the uncertainty and unpredictability of pandemic emergencies.
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of receiving a bonus based on the occurrence of a pandemic emergency, highlighting the absurdity of such a situation.
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