Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th October 2009

Dilbert//7502, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 29th October 2009

Tags

coffee stock tip ridicule criticism hair cut old fashioned doubt annoyed

Official transcript

Man says, "I have a great stock tip for you, Alice."

Alice says, "And I should trust you because you're an expert on all things except your own ridiculous hair?"

Man says, "I also know a lot about old cars."

Alice says, "Shocker."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A GREAT STOCK TIP FOR YOU, ALICE.

AND I SHOULD TRUST YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE AN EXPERT ON ALL THINGS EXCEPT YOUR OWN RIDICULOUS HAIR?

I ALSO KNOW A LOT ABOUT OLD CARS SHOCKER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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