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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th October 2009

Dilbert//7501, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 28th October 2009


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desk toys decorations removing defending stifling


Official transcript

The Boss says, "Alice, remove the toys from your cubicle. It sends the wrong message."

Alice says ,"You mean the message that says this company is a creative environment that values the individual?"

The Boss says, "Exactly. We're going for more of an egg carton vibe."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, REMOVE THE TOYS FROM YOUR CUBICLE. IT SENDS THE WRONG MESSAGE.

YOU MEAN THE MESSAGE THAT SAYS THIS COMPANY IS A CREATIVE ENVIRONMENT THAT VALUES THE INDIVIDUAL?

EXACTLY. WE'RE GOING FOR MORE OF AN EGG CARTON VIBE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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