Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th November 2009

Dilbert//7509, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 5th November 2009

Tags

explaining human resources side effect hatred threatening business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources Dilbert says, "My prescription meds caused me to grow wings."

Catbert says, "I have a sudden urge to kill you because you're different."

Dilbert says, "But that would be wrong."

Catbert says, "'Wrong' is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES MY PRESCRIPTION MEDS CAUSED ME TO GROW WINGS.

I HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE DIFFERENT.

BUT THAT WOULD BE WRONG "WRONG" IS ONE OF THOSE CONCEPTS THAT DEPENDS ON WITNESSES

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