Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th November 2009

Dilbert//7509, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 5th November 2009

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explaining human resources side effect hatred threatening business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources Dilbert says, "My prescription meds caused me to grow wings."

Catbert says, "I have a sudden urge to kill you because you're different."

Dilbert says, "But that would be wrong."

Catbert says, "'Wrong' is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES MY PRESCRIPTION MEDS CAUSED ME TO GROW WINGS.

I HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE DIFFERENT.

BUT THAT WOULD BE WRONG "WRONG" IS ONE OF THOSE CONCEPTS THAT DEPENDS ON WITNESSES

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, interacting with a red creature. The conversation begins with the creature expressing a sudden urge to kill due to feeling different, which Catbert attributes to the creature's prescription medication causing it to grow wings. Catbert then suggests that the "wrong" concept is one that depends on witnesses, implying that the creature's desire to kill is not justified. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of workplace politics and the challenges of dealing with unusual situations.

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