Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th November 2009

Dilbert//7508, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 4th November 2009

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date side effects wings flying struggling ridicule criticism offended

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "My prescription meds have a side effect that made me grow wings."

Dilbert says, "But I can turn it sexy by flying you over the city on this moonlit night."

Dilbert says, "Seriously, how many appetizers did you have?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PRESCRIPTION MEDS HAVE A SIDE EFFECT THAT MADE ME GROW WINGS.

BUT I CAN TURN IT SEXY BY FLYING YOU OVER THE CITY ON THIS MOONLIT NIGHT.

SERIOUSLY, HOW MANY APPETIZERS DID YOU HAVE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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