Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th November 2009

Dilbert//7513, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 9th November 2009

Tags

sitting complaining value recession ridiculous proud competing

Official transcript

Topper Dilbert says, "The value of my home is down about 40%"

Topper says, "That's nothing!"

Topper says, "I paid a homeless Elbonian family a million dollars to take my house."

Dilbert says, "A recession isn't a competition."

Topper says, "Said the loser."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER THE VALUE OF MY HOME IS DOWN ABOUT 40% THAT'S NOTHING!

I PAID A HOMELESS ELBONIAN FAMILY A MILLION DOLLARS TO TAKE MY HOUSE.

A RECESSION ISN'T A COMPETITION SAID THE LOSER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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