Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th November 2009

Dilbert//7517, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 13th November 2009

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sitting reprimand discipline excuses explaining raises news budget money

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Wally, when you don't give 100%, it's unfair to your co-workers who have to pick up the slack."

Wally says, "Actually, I'm pretty sure they like having less competition for raises."

The Boss says, "There's no budget for raises this year."

Wally says, "Yeah, I wouldn't mention that to the others."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE 100%, IT'S UNFAIR TO YOUR COWORKERS WHO HAVE TO PICK UP THE SLACK.

ACTUALLY, I'M PRETTY SURE THEY LIKE HAVING LESS COMPETITION FOR RAISES THERE'S NO BUDGET FOR RAISES THIS YEAR.

YEAH, I WOULDN'T MENTION THAT TO THE OTHERS

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