Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th November 2009

Dilbert//7518, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 14th November 2009

Tags

interview asking family large leaving trouble busy annoyed

Official transcript

the boss says, "Do you have any relatives?"

Man says, "Yes, I have a huge family."

The boss says, "In any given week, how many of them are dying, graduating, going to jail, or getting married?"

Man says, "Maybe?six."

The Boss says, "When would you have time to work?"

Man says, "I have to go. Someone fell out of a tree."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE MANY RELATIVES?

YES, I HAVE A HUGE FAMILY.

IN ANY GIVEN WEEK, HOW MANY OF THEM ARE DYING, GRADUATING, GOING TO JAIL, OR GETTING MARRIED?

MAYBE...

SIX.

WHEN WOULD YOU HAVE TIME TO WORK?

I HAVE TO GO. SOMEONE FELL OUT OF A TREE.

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