Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th November 2009

Dilbert//7520, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 16th November 2009

Tags

sitting meeting training raising hand firing confused surprised business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Who needs training to keep up with technology trends?"

Ted says, "Me."

The Boss says, "You're fired. I only want people who already know how to do their jobs."

Ted says, "I did not see that coming."

Wally says, "They don't have a class to fix that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHO NEEDS TRAINING TO KEEP UP WITH TECHNOLOGY TRENDS?

.

YOU'RE FIRED. I ONLY WANT PEOPLE WHO ALREADY KNOW HOW TO DO THEIR JOBS.

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

THEY DON T HAVE A CLASS TO FIX THAT.

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