Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th November 2009

Dilbert//7524, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 20th November 2009

Tags

title janitor proud happy ridiculous

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "Floyd, I'm giving you a c-level title."

Dogbert says, "You'll be the chief janitorial officer, in charge of all dirt, germs, dead critters and problematic excretions."

Man says, "Is it because I'm so important?"

Dogbert says, "What answer would make you clean up poop faster?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO FLOYD, I'M GIVING YOU A C-LEVEL TITLE.

YOULL BE THE CHIEF JANITORIAL OFFICER, IN CHARGE OF ALL DIRT, GERMS, DEAD CRITTERS AND PROBLEMATIC EXCRETIONS IS IT BECAUSE I'M SO IMPORTANT?

WHAT ANSWER WOULD MAKE YOU CLEAN UP POOP FASTER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Poop Patrol"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, the CEO, promoting Floyd to Chief Janitorial Officer. Dogbert explains that Floyd's new role will involve overseeing all aspects of cleanliness, including dirt, germs, dead critters, and problematic excretions. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Dogbert asks Floyd what answer he would give if asked how to clean up poop faster. Floyd's response is humorous, and the exchange showcases Dogbert's quirky management style.

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