Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st November 2009

Dilbert//7525, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 21st November 2009

Tags

sitting meeting title meaningless proud mean cruel deflated orders business

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says ,"Employees are so important to me that our head of human resources will get a C-level title."

Dogbert says, "Edna will be our CPO, or Chief People officer."

Dogbert says ,"Take a seat over there by the chief artificial coffee creamer officer."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO EMPLOYEES ARE SO IMPORTANT TO ME THAT OUR HEAD OF HUMAN RESOURCES WILL GET A C-LEVEL TITLE.

EDNA WILL BE OUR CPO, OR CHIEF PEOPLE OFFICER.

TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE BY THE CHIEF ARTIFICIAL COFFEE CREAMER OFFICER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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