Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th November 2009

Dilbert//7529, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 25th November 2009

Tags

sitting meeting idea ridicule contradiction misunderstood stupidity business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "We need more of what the management experts call 'Employee engagement.'"

The boss says, "I don't know the details, but it has something to do with you idiots working harder for the same pay."

Dilbert says, "Is anything different on your end?"

The boss says, "I think I'm supposed to be happier."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED MORE OF WHAT THE MANAGEMENT EXPERTS CALL "EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMENT." I DON'T KNOW THE DETAILS, BUT IT HAS SOME THING TO DO WITH YOU IDIOTS WORKING HARDER FOR THE SAME PAY.

IS ANYTHING DIFFERENT ON YOUR END?

I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPIER.

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