Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th November 2009

Dilbert//7530, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 26th November 2009

Tags

talking asking emotions angry hatred annoyed mean

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Carol, I want you to feel more emotionally invested in the vision and mission of the company."

Carol says, "My only emotion is anger. You can have as much of it as you want."

The boss says, "Maybe I can inspire you with my leadership."

Carol says, "I feel like I'm wearing concrete underpants."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, I WANT YOU TO FEEL EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THE VISION AND MISSION OF THE COMPANY.

MY ONLY EMOTION IS ANGER. YOU CAN HAVE AS MUCH OF IT AS YOU WANT.

I CAN INSPIRE YOU WITH MY LEADERSHIP.

I FEEL LIKE I'M WEARING CONCRETE UNDERPANTS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Emotionally Invested"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee, Carol.
• The boss expresses a desire for Carol to be emotionally invested in the company's vision and mission.
• Carol responds by stating that her only emotion is anger, which she can have as much of as she wants.
• The boss is impressed by Carol's leadership qualities and suggests that she wear concrete underpants to inspire others.
• The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the boss's request and the employee's unexpected response.

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