Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd December 2009

Dilbert//7536, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 2nd December 2009

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greed ceo retiring placeholder corpse podium

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "I'm stepping down as CEO because I already milked all of the cash out of the this dying cow."

Dogbert says, "My replacement is a dried-up corpse. But don't worry; he's just a placeholder until a new CEO can be found."

The Boss says, "The faint breeze is blowing away his head."

Dogerbt says, "You should probably hurry."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M STEPPING DOWN AS CEO BECAUSE I ALREADY MILKED ALL OF THE CASH OUT OF THIS DYING COW.

MOO!

MY REPLACEMENT IS A DRIED-UP CORPSE. BUT DON'T WORRY; HE'S JUST A PLACEHOLDER UNTIL A NEW CEO CAN BE FOUND.

THE FAINT BREEZE IS BLOWING AWAY HIS HEAD.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY HURRY.

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