Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st December 2009

Dilbert//7535, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 1st December 2009

Tags

selling failure winning models product options

Official transcript

Asok says, "Our product comes with 27 moedels with over 9,000 options."

Dilbert says, "Given my limited time to study the options, you have guaranteed that I will make a sub-optimal choice."

Dilbert says, "Thanks for making me a failure."

Asok says, Well it's not really "selling"

if we both win."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR PRODUCT COMES IN 27 MODELS WITH OVER 9,000 OPTIONS.

GIVEN MY LIMITED TIME TO STUDY THE OPTIONS, YOU HAVE GUARANTEED THAT I WILL MAKE A SUBOPTIMAL CHOICE.

THANKS FOR MAKING ME A FAILURE.

WELL, IT'S NOELLEAGLY IF WE BOTH WIN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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