Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th December 2009

Dilbert//7539, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 5th December 2009

Tags

demon marketing confusion anger price customer business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Our new director of marketing is an angry demon of some sort."

The Boss says, "He's in charge of making our prices impossible for customers to understand."

Woman says, "What the #%!* kind of price is "it depends"? Asok says, "He makes me say these things."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW DIRECTOR OF MARKETING IS AN ANGRY DEMON OF SOME SORT.

HE'S IN CHARGE OF MAKING OUR PRICES IMPOSSIBLE FOR CUSTOMERS TO UNDERSTAND.

WHAT THE #%!** KIND OF PRICE IS "IT DEPENDS"?

HE MAKES ME SAY THESE THINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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