Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th December 2009

Dilbert//7549, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 15th December 2009

Tags

broken printer gossip passwords fear pain monitor

Official transcript

The Printer says, "Hummm"

Dilbert says, "After you punched that monitor, the broken printer started working."

Alice says, "They were on the same network. Word gets around."

Theprinter says, "Please don't hurt me."

Alice says, "And you don't need passwords for a while."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AFTER YOU PUNCHED THAT MONITOR, THE BROKEN PRINTER STARTED WORKING.

HUMMM THEY WERE ON THE SAME NETWORK. WORD GETS AROUND.

AND YOU WON'T NEED PASSWORDS FOR A WHILE.

PLEASE DON T HURT ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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