Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th December 2009

Dilbert//7550, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 16th December 2009

Tags

avoidance trickery randomness work procrastination coffee

Official transcript

Wally says, do you prefer that I spend the day planning, which doesn't look like work?"

Wally says, "Or should I plunge into my project with aggressuve randomness?"

Dilbert says, "He told you not to work?"

Wally says, "He doesn't know it yet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU PREFER THAT I SPEND THE DAY PLANNING, WHICH DOESN'T LOOK LIKE WORK?

OR SHOULD I PLUNGE INTO MY PROJECT WITH AGGRESSIVE RANDOMNESS?

HE TOLD YOU TO NOT WORK?

HE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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