Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th December 2009

Dilbert//7552, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 18th December 2009

Tags

taliban hearing lying emailing spam toilet

Official transcript

Wally says, "If I don?t do what you ask me to do, it?s because my hearing aid fell in the toilet."

The Boss says, "I didn't know you had a hearing problem."

Wally says, "EH? WHAT? EH?"

Wally says, "You could try e-mailing me, but I have my spam filter cranked up to "Taliban"."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I DON'T DO WHAT YOU ASK ME TO DO, IT'S BECAUSE MY HEARING AID FELL IN THE TOILET.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A HEARING PROBLEM EH?

WHAT?

EH?

YOU COULD TRY EMAILING ME, BUT I HAVE MY SPAM FILTER ALABAND UP

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