Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th December 2009

Dilbert//7551, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 17th December 2009

Tags

engineering insulting impractical mediocre upfront

Official transcript

Man says, "We haven't heard from engineering yet. What do you think, Alice?"

Alice says, "I think several mediocre minds concocted an impractical plan."

Man says, "Can you be more specific?"

Alice says, :Sure. You're one of them. And this guy is another."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM ENGINEERING YET. WHAT DO YOU THINK, ALICE?

I THINK SEVERAL MEDIOCRE MINDS CONCOCTED AN IMPRACTICAL PLAN.

COULD YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC?

SURE.

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.

AND THIS GUY IS ANOTHER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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