Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd December 2009

Dilbert//7556, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 22nd December 2009

Tags

honeymoon lying business marriage comparing relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Our customer is asking for features we can't possibly deliver."

The Boss says, "Say we can. We'll disappoint them later when it's too late to back out."

Dilbert says, "Leaders don't like when you compare things to their honeymoons."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CUSTOMER IS ASKING FOR FEATURES WE CAN'T POSSIBLY DELIVER.

SAY WE CAN. WELL DISAPPOINT THEM LATER WHEN IT'S TOO LATE TO BACK OUT.

LEADERS DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU COMPARE THINGS TO THEIR HONEYMOONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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