Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd December 2009

Dilbert//7557, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 23rd December 2009

Tags

date restaurant rude email hitting on interrupting

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "You've made a number of innacurate statements during the course of this date."

Dilbert says, "I don't want to break the romantic mood, so I'll send you an e-mail with links that you can review on your own time."

The waiter says, "It sounds like you two are over. WOuld it hurt my tip if I take a run at her?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'VE MADE A NUMBER OF INACCURATE STATEMENTS DURING THE COURSE OF THIS DATE.

I DON'T WANT TO BREAK THE ROMANTIC MOOD, SO I'LL SEND YOU AN EMAIL WITH LINKS THAT YOU CAN REVIEW ON YOUR OWN TIME.

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU TWO ARE OVER.

WOULD IT HURT MY TIP IF I TAKE A RUN AT HER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dilbert's Dinner Date"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a humorous encounter between Dilbert and a woman on a dinner date. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• The woman asks Dilbert about the number of inaccurate statements he made during the course of their date.
• Dilbert responds that he doesn't want to break the romantic mood, so he'll send her an email with links to review on her own time.
• The woman inquires if it sounds like he's two-timing her, and Dilbert clarifies that he's taking a run at her.

The comic strip pokes fun at the awkwardness of modern dating and the challenges of navigating relationships in the digital age.

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