Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd December 2009

Dilbert//7557, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 23rd December 2009

Tags

date restaurant rude email hitting on interrupting

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "You've made a number of innacurate statements during the course of this date."

Dilbert says, "I don't want to break the romantic mood, so I'll send you an e-mail with links that you can review on your own time."

The waiter says, "It sounds like you two are over. WOuld it hurt my tip if I take a run at her?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'VE MADE A NUMBER OF INACCURATE STATEMENTS DURING THE COURSE OF THIS DATE.

I DON'T WANT TO BREAK THE ROMANTIC MOOD, SO I'LL SEND YOU AN EMAIL WITH LINKS THAT YOU CAN REVIEW ON YOUR OWN TIME.

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU TWO ARE OVER.

WOULD IT HURT MY TIP IF I TAKE A RUN AT HER?

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