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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st January 2010

Dilbert//7566, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 1st January 2010


Tags

agreeing meeting calendar scheduling ignorant clueless business


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "We agreed on about fifty things today, but you didn't take any notes."

Dilbert says, "Let's schedule our next meeting to rehash all the stuff you'll forget from today."

Dilbert says, "DO you have your calendar with you?"

Morgan says, "No. Why do you ask?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE AGREED ON ABOUT FIFTY THINGS TODAY, BUT YOU DIDN'T TAKE ANY NOTES.

LET'S SCHEDULE OUR NEXT MEETING TO REHASH ALL THE STUFF YOU'LL FORGET FROM TODAY.

DO YOU HAVE YOUR CALENDAR WITH YOU?

NO. WHY DO YOU ASK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Meeting"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a meeting where the attendees are unprepared and disorganized.
  • The speaker asks if anyone has their calendar with them, but no one does.
  • The speaker then asks why they are asking, implying that they should already know the answer.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of people not being prepared for meetings and the resulting lack of productivity.

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