Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st December 2009

Dilbert//7565, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 31st December 2009

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new years home sitting celebrating early losers floor

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "It's new year's eve. Do you want to stay up until midnight?"

Dogbert says, "Only losers wait until midnight. The Dogbert new year begins at 10 PM."

Dilbert says, "It's 10 PM now."

Dogbert says, "And I like to celebrate by giving myself a hug....mmm...."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE.

DO YOU WANT TO STAY UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT?

ONLY LOSERS WAIT UNTIL MIDNIGHT. THE DOGBERT NEW YEAR BEGINS AT 10 PM.

IT'S 10 PM NOW.

AND I LIKE TO CELEBRATE BY GIVING MYSELF A HUG.

MMM...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "New Year's Eve"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the character Dogbert as he prepares for New Year's Eve. The story unfolds in three panels:

• Panel 1: Dogbert asks his owner if he wants to stay up until midnight, to which the owner responds with a question about losers.
• Panel 2: Dogbert reveals that only losers wait until midnight, and the Dogbert New Year begins at 10 pm. He proceeds to celebrate by giving himself a hug.
• Panel 3: Dogbert is shown sitting on the couch, hugging himself, and drinking a bowl of cereal. The owner is also present, sitting on the couch, looking at Dogbert with a mixture of confusion and amusement.

Key Takeaways:

• Dogbert's unique perspective on New Year's Eve celebrations
• His humorous approach to marking the occasion
• The owner's reactions to Dogbert's antics, showcasing their relationship and dynamic.

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