Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st December 2009

Dilbert//7565, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 31st December 2009

Tags

new years home sitting celebrating early losers floor

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "It's new year's eve. Do you want to stay up until midnight?"

Dogbert says, "Only losers wait until midnight. The Dogbert new year begins at 10 PM."

Dilbert says, "It's 10 PM now."

Dogbert says, "And I like to celebrate by giving myself a hug....mmm...."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE.

DO YOU WANT TO STAY UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT?

ONLY LOSERS WAIT UNTIL MIDNIGHT. THE DOGBERT NEW YEAR BEGINS AT 10 PM.

IT'S 10 PM NOW.

AND I LIKE TO CELEBRATE BY GIVING MYSELF A HUG.

MMM...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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