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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th January 2010

Dilbert//7571, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 6th January 2010


Tags

lazy not working admitting patience


Official transcript

Wally says, "I think my single point of contact died."

Wally says, "I haven?t heard from him for three months. I don't know the name of his projec or any other people on it."

The Boss says, "What have you been doing for three months?"

Wally says, "Are you implying that patience is not a virtue?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I THINK MY SINGLE POINT OF CONTACT DIED.

I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM FOR THREE MONTHS I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF HIS PROJECT OR ANY OTHER PEOPLE ON IT.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THREE MONTHS?

ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT PATIENCE IS NOT A VIRTUE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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