Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th January 2010

Dilbert//7572, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 7th January 2010

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doubting challenge bible god scare planned religion

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Wally, I need you to work with a greater sense of urgency."

Wally says, "The Bible says, "Good things come to those who wait."

Wally says, "SO it's basically you against God. Let me know when you two get it sorted out."

Dilbert says, "Really? There was thunder when he doubted you?"

Wally says, "I synchronize my excuses to weather forecasts."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I NEED YOU TO WORK WITH A GREATER SENSE OF URGENCY.

THE BIBLE SAYS, "GOOD THINGS THOSE WHO WAIT." SO IT'S BASICALLY YOU AGAINST GOD.

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU TWO GET IT SORTED OUT.

REALLY?

THERE WAS THUNDER WHEN HE DOUBTED YOU?

I SYNCHRONIZE MY EXCUSES TO WEATHER FORECASTS.

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AI Analysis

Title: "Weather Forecasting Frustration"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a black cone-shaped hat, engaging in a conversation with Wally, another character. The exchange revolves around the Bible's quote "Good things come to those who wait," which Dilbert applies to his own situation, seeking a greater sense of urgency from Wally.

Key Points:

• Dilbert expresses frustration with Wally's lack of urgency.
• Wally responds by referencing the Bible's quote about waiting.
• Dilbert then asks Wally to get his excuses to weather forecasts, implying that Wally's excuses are as predictable as the weather.
• The conversation concludes with Dilbert suggesting that Wally's excuses are synchronized with weather forecasts, adding to the comedic tone of the exchange.

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