Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th January 2010

Dilbert//7572, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 7th January 2010

Tags

doubting challenge bible god scare planned religion

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Wally, I need you to work with a greater sense of urgency."

Wally says, "The Bible says, "Good things come to those who wait."

Wally says, "SO it's basically you against God. Let me know when you two get it sorted out."

Dilbert says, "Really? There was thunder when he doubted you?"

Wally says, "I synchronize my excuses to weather forecasts."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I NEED YOU TO WORK WITH A GREATER SENSE OF URGENCY.

THE BIBLE SAYS, "GOOD THINGS THOSE WHO WAIT." SO IT'S BASICALLY YOU AGAINST GOD.

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU TWO GET IT SORTED OUT.

REALLY?

THERE WAS THUNDER WHEN HE DOUBTED YOU?

I SYNCHRONIZE MY EXCUSES TO WEATHER FORECASTS.

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