Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th January 2010

Dilbert//7575, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 10th January 2010

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accoutning crawling hole creature bureacracy unhappy

Official transcript

Dilbert thinks, "Groan"

Accounting Dilbert says, "I'd like to see someone about my rejected expense report."

Creature says, "The problem is that you didn't submit a receipt for your bridge toll."

Dilbert says, "Or maybe the problem is that you have a joyless, dead-end job."

Dilbert says, "ANd your boss doesn't allow you to use your own judgement because working here is proof that you don't make good decisions."

Creature says, "Actually, I was going to approve it."

Dilbert says, "You don't have to get an attitude about it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GROAN ACCOUNTING I'D LIKE TO SEE SOMEONE ABOUT MY REJECTED EXPENSE REPORT.

THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU DIDN'T SUBMIT A RECEIPT FOR YOUR BRIDGE TOLL.

OR MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU HAVE A JOYLESS, DEAD-END JOB.

ING AND YOUR BOSS DOESN'T ALLOW YOU TO USE YOUR OWN JUDGMENT BECAUSE WORKING HERE IS PROOF THAT YOU DON'T MAKE GOOD DECISIONS.

REJECTING MY EXPENSE REPORT GIVES YOU THE ILLUSION OF POWER, AND NOURISHES YOUR SHRIVELED AND DYING EGO ACTUALLY, I WAS GOING TO APPROVE IT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET AN ATTITUDE ABOUT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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