Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th January 2010

Dilbert//7574, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 9th January 2010

Tags

meeting scheduling business jargon surprised impressed business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Let's schedule a scenario-based roundtable discussion about our enterprise project management."

The Boss says, "We'll use our infrastructure survey tool to architect a risk-based tiering system."

Dilbert says, "That almost meant something."

Wally says, "I'm tempted to stop acting randomly."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET'S SCHEDULE A SCENARIO-BASED ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSION ABOUT OUR ENTERPRISE PROJECT MANAGEMENT.

WELL USE OUR INFRASTRUCTURE SURVEY TOOL TO ARCHITECT A RISK-BASED TIERING SYSTEM.

THAT ALMOST MEANT SOMETHING.

I'M TEMPTED TO STOP ACTING RANDOMLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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