Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th January 2010

Dilbert//7577, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 12th January 2010

Tags

vampires competitors buying babies skeptical

Official transcript

Man says, "I don't like to say bad things about my competitors, but they're all vampires."

Man says, "And not the sexy kind either. They're more the bitey kind."

Man says, "Our product doesn't even work, and you're still better off buying from us."

Alice says, "They said you eat babies."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T LIKE TO SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT MY COMPETITORS, BUT THEY'RE ALL VAMPIRES.

AND NOT THE SEXY KIND EITHER. THEY'RE MORE THE BITEY KIND.

OUR PRODUCT DOESN'T EVEN WORK, AND YOU'RE STILL BETTER OFF BUYING FROM US.

THEY SAID YOU EAT BABIES.

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