Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th January 2010

Dilbert//7577, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 12th January 2010

Tags

vampires competitors buying babies skeptical

Official transcript

Man says, "I don't like to say bad things about my competitors, but they're all vampires."

Man says, "And not the sexy kind either. They're more the bitey kind."

Man says, "Our product doesn't even work, and you're still better off buying from us."

Alice says, "They said you eat babies."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T LIKE TO SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT MY COMPETITORS, BUT THEY'RE ALL VAMPIRES.

AND NOT THE SEXY KIND EITHER. THEY'RE MORE THE BITEY KIND.

OUR PRODUCT DOESN'T EVEN WORK, AND YOU'RE STILL BETTER OFF BUYING FROM US.

THEY SAID YOU EAT BABIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Vampires at Work"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in Dilbert, revolves around a conversation between a man and a woman at their workplace. The woman, who has a distinctive hairstyle resembling a vampire's hair, is discussing the company's product with her colleague.

Key Points:

• The woman expresses her dislike for the company's competitors, calling them "all vampires."
• She claims that their product is not sexy, but rather "bitey" and more appealing to babies.
• The man responds by pointing out that the product doesn't even work, and the company is still making sales.
• The woman retorts that the product is still better than buying from their competitors, implying that it's a better option despite its flaws.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate culture and the sometimes ridiculous conversations that can occur in the workplace. The use of vampire metaphors adds a touch of humor to the exchange, highlighting the quirks of human interaction in a professional setting.

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