Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th January 2010

Dilbert//7578, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 13th January 2010

Tags

customers product design dumb hat monkey software meeting computer annoyed technology animals business engineering

Official transcript

The Boss says, "We need to get our customers more involved in the product design cycle."

Dilbert says, "We only have customers who are too dumb to check product reviews online."

The Boss says, "Do it anyway."

Customer says, "Can it wear a hat like a monkey?"

Dilbert says, "For the millionth time, software can't wear clothes."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO GET OUR CUSTOMERS MORE INVOLVED IN THE PRODUCT DESIGN CYCLE.

WE ONLY HAVE CUSTOMERS WHO ARE TOO DUMB TO CHECK PRODUCT REVIEWS ONLINE.

DO IT ANYWAY.

CAN IT WEAR A HAT LIKE A MONKEY?

FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, SOFTWARE CAN'T WEAR CLOTHES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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