Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th January 2010

Dilbert//7581, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 16th January 2010

Tags

lunch eating golf weekends useless lessons sports

Official transcript

Wally says, "I'm no longer content to be useless at work."

Wally says, "I decided to take up golf so I can be useless on weekends too."

Dilbert says, "Are you going to take lessons?"

Wally says, "You get to hit the ball more if you don't."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M NO LONGER CONTENT TO BE USELESS AT WORK.

I DECIDED TO TAKE UP GOLF SO I CAN BE USELESS ON WEEKENDS TOO.

ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE LESSONS?

YOU GET TO HIT THE BALL MORE IF YOU DON T.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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