Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th January 2010

Dilbert//7580, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 15th January 2010

Tags

sitting computer waste of time tasks technology

Official transcript

Man says, "Do you have a minute?"

Dilbert says, "Absolutely."

Dilbert says, "I allocated one minute today for tasks that are a complete waste of time."

Man says, "This isn't a complete waste of time."

Dilbert says, "Bummer. I only allocated time for things that are."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

ABSOLUTELY.

I ALLOCATED ONE MINUTE TODAY FOR TASKS THAT ARE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.

THIS ISN'T A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.

BUMMER.

I ONLY ALLOCATED TIME FOR THINGS THAT ARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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