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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th January 2010

Dilbert//7584, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 19th January 2010


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futurists baby boomers retire coffee standing


Official transcript

Wally says, "Futurists say that when baby boomers start retiring in big numbers, you won't be able to fill critical job openings."

Wally says, "If you agree to let me slack off now, I'll give you a few good years when I'm sixty."

The Boss says, "What if you renege?"

Wally says, "That's a risk I'm willing to take."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

FUTURISTS SAY THAT WHEN BABY BOOMERS START RETIRING IN BIG NUMBERS, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FILL CRITICAL JOB OPENINGS.

IF YOU AGREE TO LET ME SLACK OFF NOW, I'LL GIVE YOU A FEW GOOD YEARS WHEN I'M SIXTY.

WHAT IF YOU RENEGE?

THAT'S A RISK IM WILLING TO TAKE.

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