Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th January 2010

Dilbert//7585, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 20th January 2010

Tags

e-mail crossed arms angry happy concise

Official transcript

Tina says, "Your e-mail was rather brusque."

Dilbert says, "You mean concise."

Tina says, "You owe me an apology."

Dilbert says, "I'm sorry that you don't know what brevity looks like."

Tina says, "You're making it worse!"

Dilbert says, "Then why am I so happy?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR EMAIL WAS RATHER BRUSQUE.

YOU MEAN CONCISE.

YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.

I'M SORRY THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BREVITY LOOKS LIKE.

YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!

|// THEN WHY AM I SO HAPPY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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