Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd January 2010
Dilbert//7588, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 23rd January 2010
Tags
sitting survey benefits human resources business
Official transcript
CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES Catbert says, ?According to the employee survey, you want fewer benefits.? Dilbert says, ?I don't remember doing a survey.? Catbert says, ?We polled a random sample.? Dilbert says, ?That seems a bit suspicious.? Catbert says, ?In other findings, you want more verbal abuse.?
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES ACCORDING TO THE EMPLOYEE SURVEY, YOU WANT FEWER BENEFITS.
I DON'T REMEMBER DOING A SURVEY.
WE POLLED A RANDOM SAMPLE.
THAT SEEMS A BIT SUSPICIOUS.
IN OTHER FINDINGS, YOU WANT MORE VERBAL ABUSE
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources"
Summary:
- The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, conducting an employee survey to determine the benefits employees want.
- However, Catbert's true intention is to gather information on employee behavior and use it for verbal abuse.
- The employees are unaware of Catbert's true motives and provide honest answers to the survey.
- Catbert is pleased with the results, which suggest that employees want more verbal abuse.
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of HR departments using surveys to gather information on employee behavior, highlighting the potential for abuse of power.
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