Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd January 2010

Dilbert//7588, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 23rd January 2010

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sitting survey benefits human resources business

Official transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES Catbert says, ?According to the employee survey, you want fewer benefits.? Dilbert says, ?I don't remember doing a survey.? Catbert says, ?We polled a random sample.? Dilbert says, ?That seems a bit suspicious.? Catbert says, ?In other findings, you want more verbal abuse.?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES ACCORDING TO THE EMPLOYEE SURVEY, YOU WANT FEWER BENEFITS.

I DON'T REMEMBER DOING A SURVEY.

WE POLLED A RANDOM SAMPLE.

THAT SEEMS A BIT SUSPICIOUS.

IN OTHER FINDINGS, YOU WANT MORE VERBAL ABUSE

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