Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th January 2010

Dilbert//7593, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 28th January 2010

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Official transcript

The Boss says, "I can't tell the difference between urban legends and reality."

Doctor says, "I'll need your social security number so I can tell the government not to count any votes you cast."

The Boss says, "You can do that?"

Doctor says, "Here're some pills that look exactly like tic tacs."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN URBAN LEGENDS AND REALITY.

I'LL NEED YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER SO I CAN TELL THE GOVERNMENT NOT TO COUNT ANY VOTES YOU CAST.

YOU CAN DO THAT?

HERE'RE SOME PILLS THAT LOOK EXACTLY LIKE TIC TACS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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