Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th January 2010

Dilbert//7592, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 27th January 2010

Tags

e-mail urgent sitting desk computer flames eclipse cell phone witless protection program hoax duped technology

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "The urgent e-mail you forwarded to the entire company is a hoax."

Dilbert says, "People don't really burst into flames if they use their cell phones during an eclipse."

Dilbert says, "And more bad news: The witless protection program isn't a real thing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE URGENT EMAIL YOU FORWARDED TO THE ENTIRE COMPANY IS A HOAX.

PEOPLE DON'T REALLY BURST INTO FLAMES IF THEY USE THEIR CELL PHONES DURING AN ECLIPSE.

AND MORE BAD NEWS: THE WITLESS PROTECTION PROGRAM ISN'T A REAL THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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