Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st February 2010

Dilbert//7597, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 1st February 2010

Tags

meeting hire consultant raise morale pointless magic feel good business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I hired a consultant to raise your morale by making you glad you're not him."

Ratbert says, "No one loves me. My life is pointless. I eat old soap."

The Boss says, "Now let the magic begin."

Dilbert says, "I feel good about not eating old soap."

Ratbert says, "Cha!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A CONSULTANT TO RAISE YOUR MORALE BY MAKING YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT HIM.

NO ONE LOVES ME. MY LIFE IS POINTLESS. I EAT OLD SOAP.

NOW LET THE MAGIC BEGIN I FEEL GOOD ABOUT NOT EATING OLD SOAP.

CHA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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