Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd February 2010

Dilbert//7598, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 2nd February 2010

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meeting letter ceo reading good fortune share winery wine angry helicopters human chess board frighten dwarves business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Our CEO wants to share his good fortune with all employees."

The Boss says, "He invites all of you to visit his winery and buy his non-award-winning wine at nearly retail prices."

The Boss says, "He asks that you not park your helicopters near his human chess board because it frightens the dwarves."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO WANTS TO SHARE HIS GOOD FORTUNE WITH ALL EMPLOYEES.

HE INVITES ALL OF YOU TO VISIT HIS WINERY AND BUY HIS NON-AWARD-WINNING WINE AT NEARLY RETAIL PRICES.

HE ASKS THAT YOU NOT PARK YOUR HELICOPTERS NEAR HIS HUMAN CHESS BOARD BECAUSE IT FRIGHTENS THE DWARVES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dilbert's Dilemma"

Summary:

In this 'Dilbert' comic strip, the CEO invites all employees to visit the winery and purchase wine at nearly retail prices. However, Dilbert is hesitant due to his fear of dwarves, which he believes are lurking near the helipad. The CEO's response is humorous, as he asks Dilbert not to park his helicopter near the human chess board, implying that the dwarves might be playing a game of chess. The strip pokes fun at Dilbert's paranoia and the CEO's attempt to address it in a lighthearted manner.

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