Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd February 2010

Dilbert//7598, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 2nd February 2010

Tags

meeting letter ceo reading good fortune share winery wine angry helicopters human chess board frighten dwarves business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Our CEO wants to share his good fortune with all employees."

The Boss says, "He invites all of you to visit his winery and buy his non-award-winning wine at nearly retail prices."

The Boss says, "He asks that you not park your helicopters near his human chess board because it frightens the dwarves."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO WANTS TO SHARE HIS GOOD FORTUNE WITH ALL EMPLOYEES.

HE INVITES ALL OF YOU TO VISIT HIS WINERY AND BUY HIS NON-AWARD-WINNING WINE AT NEARLY RETAIL PRICES.

HE ASKS THAT YOU NOT PARK YOUR HELICOPTERS NEAR HIS HUMAN CHESS BOARD BECAUSE IT FRIGHTENS THE DWARVES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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