Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th February 2010

Dilbert//7601, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 5th February 2010

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security canceled accident help scared nervous ductwork forage stale donuts manage small vent

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Asok, my security clearance was accidentally canceled. I need your help."

Asok says, "Maybe you could live in the ductwork, and forage for stale donuts after dark."

The Boss says, "How can I fit in there?"

Asok says, "Try foraging as effectively as you manage."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, MY SECURITY CLEARANCE WAS ACCIDENTALLY CANCELED. I NEED YOUR HELP.

MAYBE YOU COULD LIVE IN THE DUCTWORK, AND FORAGE FOR STALE DONUTS AFTER DARK.

HOW CAN I FIT IN THERE?

TRY FORAGING AS EFFECTIVELY AS YOU MANAGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Clearance and Donuts"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, standing at a desk with a computer monitor and keyboard. He is dressed in a yellow shirt and red tie. In the first panel, he addresses ASOK, a security clearance officer, saying, "ASOK, my security clearance was accidentally canceled. I need your help." ASOK responds, "Maybe you could live in the ductwork, and forage for stale donuts after dark."

In the second panel, Dilbert asks, "How can I fit in there?" ASOK replies, "Try foraging as effectively as you manage." The final panel shows Dilbert attempting to fit into the ductwork, with ASOK observing from the side.

The comic strip humorously portrays Dilbert's misadventures and the absurdity of his situation.

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