Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th February 2010

Dilbert//7600, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 4th February 2010

Tags

security access canceled accident mistake scared fugitive nervous invisible teach useless hvac breathing cubicle blend in secuirty guard

Official transcript

The Boss says, "My security access was accidentally canceled and now I'm a fugitive."

The Boss says, "Can you teach me to be as useless as you are so I'm invisible for all practical purposes?"

Guard says, "I hear breathing but it must be the HVAC system."

Wally says, "Be the cubicle."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY SECURITY ACCESS WAS ACCIDENTALLY CANCELED AND NOW I'M A FUGITIVE.

CAN YOU TEACH ME TO BE AS USELESS AS YOU ARE SO I'M INVISIBLE FOR ALL PRACTICAL PURPOSES?

I HEAR BREATHING BUT IT MUST BE THE HVAC SYSTEM.

BE THE CUBICLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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