Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th February 2010

Dilbert//7609, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 13th February 2010

Tags

the boss' wife stake died dead funeral casket mallet surprised spouse looking at dead body

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Do you think he's really dead?"

Alice says, "I brought a wooden stake just in case."

Dilbert says, "Me too, just in case the afterlife rejects him."

Wally says, "It's legal, right?"

Alice says, "Uh-oh."

Dilbert says, "Spouse?"

Wife says, "Did anyone think to bring a mallet?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU THINK HE'S REALLY DEAD?

I BROUGHT A WOODEN STAKE JUST IN CASE.

ME TOO, JUST IN CASE THE AFTERLIFE REJECTS HIM.

IT'S UH-OH.

LEGAL, RIGHT?

SPOUSE?

DID ANYONE THINK TO BRING A MALLET?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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