Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th February 2010

Dilbert//7608, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 12th February 2010

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heaven hell helvin died angels demons union outsource scared harp unsure halo

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I think I died. Am I in heaven or hell?"

Raj says, "You're in Helvin. My name is Raj."

Raj says, "Heaven and hell have been outsourcing souls to us since the demons and angels unionized."

The Boss says, "So? is this place good or bad?"

Raj says, "Well, you get a harp, but you won't like how we give it to you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THINK I DIED.

AM I IN HEAVEN OR HELL?

YOU'RE IN HELVEN.

MY NAME 1S RAJ.

HEAVEN AND HELL HAVE BEEN OUTSOURCING SOULS TO US SINCE THE DEMONS AND ANGELS UNIONIZED.

SO IS THIS PLACE GOOD OR BAD?

WELL, YOU GET A HARP, BUT YOU WON'T LIKE HOW WE GIVE IT TO YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Outsourcing Souls"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with dark hair, sitting at his desk and conversing with an angel. The conversation begins with Dilbert inquiring about his deceased friend, Raj, and the angel responding that Raj is in heaven. However, the angel then reveals that heaven and hell have been outsourcing souls to a company called "Unionized" since the demons and angels unionized.

Dilbert is skeptical and asks if this place is good or bad. The angel responds that it's neither, but they won't like how Dilbert gives it to them. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the outsourcing of souls and the bureaucratic nature of the afterlife.

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