Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th February 2010

Dilbert//7608, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 12th February 2010

Tags

heaven hell helvin died angels demons union outsource scared harp unsure halo

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I think I died. Am I in heaven or hell?"

Raj says, "You're in Helvin. My name is Raj."

Raj says, "Heaven and hell have been outsourcing souls to us since the demons and angels unionized."

The Boss says, "So? is this place good or bad?"

Raj says, "Well, you get a harp, but you won't like how we give it to you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THINK I DIED.

AM I IN HEAVEN OR HELL?

YOU'RE IN HELVEN.

MY NAME 1S RAJ.

HEAVEN AND HELL HAVE BEEN OUTSOURCING SOULS TO US SINCE THE DEMONS AND ANGELS UNIONIZED.

SO IS THIS PLACE GOOD OR BAD?

WELL, YOU GET A HARP, BUT YOU WON'T LIKE HOW WE GIVE IT TO YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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